Thursday, October 7, 2010

Running Posers

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.  The people who deck out in running "gear" and then go run a mile in a heavily populated area at cheese burger pace.  The people who are all about the image and none about the running.  You can spot them with their hand molded water bottles and tight spandex outfits, ipods strapped to their fore-arms.  They have those 300 dollar shoes that only people who run 60 miles or more a week really need.  They want that "athletic" appeal to potential mates.

These people suck.  They make runners look bad.  And then sometimes, in extreme cases, they'll actually completely step out of line and try to interfere with real runners.  Like people who think they have some right to gawk at the habits of real runners (blowing snot, the trots, coughing, wheezing, sweating, boogers, etc) that actually run more than a mile without having to clean the sand out of their vaginas.

And that concludes this rant.  Thanks for listening.  Also, please note that if you see people that wear some of the things I listed it doesn't make them posers.  It usually goes along with an attitude and life style.  Questions, comments, death threats?  Let's hear 'em!


  1. Cheeseburger pace... lol. What you call cheeseburger pace is my PR pace! ;-)

  2. Haha, naaaah, I'm sure your PR pace is faster than that.


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